Want a great excuse for any kind of bad behavior? Blame an animal. That's Conor's latest maneuver. This morning's examples:
"No, Mummy, I didn't hit Madeleine, that was a hawk flapping its wings."
"What?!? I didn't kick Daddy...hyenas kick and punch and freak out, not me."
And sometimes he just makes it plain obvious that he's using an animal as a front like he did at lunch today:
"I'm going to step on you, but it won't actually be me, it will an elephant trampling you..."
Or, an update from tonight. Me: Conor, please stop head butting me. Conor: Oh, no, that's the wildabeast fighting the lion.
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